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Weve found the perfect super realistic genital jewellery for your secret Santa

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What better gift could you get for your boyfriend, your nan, your office secret santa, than an extremely realistic bit of jewellery based on peoples genitals?

There is no better gift, is the answer. Not even that extremely thoughtful illustration you got commissioned just for them.

So ditch that soap set and look at Musch Musch, a brand that specialises in making necklaces, brooches, earrings, and keyrings based on real peoples penises and vulvae.

When we say theyre extremely realistic, we do mean it, so dont scroll ahead unless youre comfortable with seeing models of actual genitals.

PIC FROM Kennedy News and Media (PICTURED: CHRISTMAS-THEMED JEWELLERY AND KEYRINGS MODELLED ON PICTURES OF CUSTOMER'S GENITALS) This boyfriend boasts his artist girlfriend ogles hundreds of strangers' privates to make models in eye-watering detail ??? but he's confident she will never find one she prefers to his. Artist Nancy Wagner and her partner Carl-Friedrich von Dechend set up their kinky company Musch Musch in 2015 and now create x-rated jewellery and keyrings from their home in Germany. Nancy receives hundred of images of penises, vaginas, bums and nipples as models to base each personalised and carefully carved clay creation. SEE KENNEDY NEWS COPY - 0161 697 4266

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Musch Musch is the creation of artist Nancy Wagner and her partner Carl-Friedrich von Dechend. They started their company back in 2015, and after plenty of research (by which we mean looking at peoples bits) theyre experts in making artwork that perfectly depicts penises, vaginas, buttholes, and nipples.

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Nancy receives hundreds of images of real peoples genitals, using them as the inspiration to make everything from wall hangings to golden brooches.

PIC FROM Kennedy News and Media (PICTURED: CHRISTMAS-THEMED JEWELLERY AND KEYRINGS MODELLED ON PICTURES OF CUSTOMER'S GENITALS) This boyfriend boasts his artist girlfriend ogles hundreds of strangers' privates to make models in eye-watering detail ??? but he's confident she will never find one she prefers to his. Artist Nancy Wagner and her partner Carl-Friedrich von Dechend set up their kinky company Musch Musch in 2015 and now create x-rated jewellery and keyrings from their home in Germany. Nancy receives hundred of images of penises, vaginas, bums and nipples as models to base each personalised and carefully carved clay creation. SEE KENNEDY NEWS COPY - 0161 697 4266

(Picture: Kennedy News and Media)

Shes even made some special holiday editions of her pieces that we reckon would be ideal for Christmas. Musch Musch now sells a penises wearing Santa hats and vulva wrapped in ribbon.

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Each piece is personalised and carefully carved from hand with clay, so its a pretty special gift.

Prices start at €18 for bumhole earrings, so do take a browse of the website before you do your Christmas shopping.

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