In an unexpected move, the Prime Minister, Theresa May, is to make an announcement this afternoon about the progress of the Brexit negotiations. PoliticsHome.com editor, Kevin Schofield broke the news.
BREAKING: Theresa May to make a statement to Parliament this afternoon on Brexit negotiations. She usually only does this after EU summits, so this is out of the ordinary.
— Kevin Schofield (@PolhomeEditor) October 15, 2018
Naturally, everyone is intrigued as to what she might be going to say, and these people have given it their best guess.
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I hope she just arrives at the podium shitfaced, screams "THERE'S JUST NO FUCKING PLEASING YOU WAZZOCKS" and throws a chlorinated chicken at Boris Johnson https://t.co/TMwVpcKl3m
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 15, 2018
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“First of all Id like to apologise to Brenda from Bristol, whose piss is about to fucking boil when she hears what Im about to say next.” https://t.co/PsxYgwyghN
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 15, 2018
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"I'm Iron Man!" https://t.co/YperCWUOCd
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) October 15, 2018
4.
fingers crossed it's about series 2 of bonekickers https://t.co/IbGGMLSXLo
— joe (@mutablejoe) October 15, 2018
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"In Devon, it's cream first, then jam. In Cornwall it's jam before cream. This is the will of the people" https://t.co/2spJ6vyiHN
— Craig Deeley
(@craiguito) October 15, 2018
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Sell the Pound. https://t.co/DY4SeGN7Gx
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) October 15, 2018
7.
Wonder which statement it will be "holy shit, this thing is stupid and corrupt and can't be done so it's cancelled" or "We're going with no deal, put everything you've got in overseas investment" https://t.co/hG5WmWuHDA
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) October 15, 2018
8.
It'll go something like:
Let me be absolutely clear about this…Brexit means Brexit and backstop means backstop. Yes Boris is Boris, but let me clear about this, the British people have spoken, there's going to be a Brexit and we're going to make a success of it. https://t.co/IVPO3vCbYE
— You can call me V (@vspearson85) October 15, 2018
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'Doctor, if you're out there, we need you. I don't know what to do. If you can hear me, Doctor. If anyone knows the Doctor, if anyone can find him, the situation has never been more desperate. Help us. Please, Doctor. Help us. God help us.' https://t.co/EOVnYzCI2N
— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) October 15, 2018
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