15 outraged reactions to Heinz threatening to change the name of Salad Cream

Heinz claims to be considering changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream to reflect how its generally used. People arent happy. In fact, theyre mad as hell and theyre not going to take this anymore.

1.

Sandwich cream! What kind of stupidity is this? Get a grip Heinz! https://t.co/tBeqnDAxUD

— Neil Saunders (@NeilRetail) June 5, 2018

2.

Who else is massively offended @HeinzUK are changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream? Too many syllables; messing with tradition; I put it on SALADs. Cretins. #saladccreamgate #saladcream #heinz #stopmessingwithstuff

— Charlotte Hardy (@ninjaewok) June 5, 2018

3.

I said nothing when they changed Marathon to Snickers, even Opal Fruits becoming Starburst but this is just a step too far… lettuce keep salad cream! https://t.co/D4QjuJ2Mtu

— Tony Shepherd (@tonysheps) June 5, 2018

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Salad cream is A Bad Thing, but "Sandwich Cream" sounds horrendous, borderline evil. https://t.co/6va8v0aYPS

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) June 5, 2018

5.

Sandwich cream? Just because salad cream is not used on salads. I dont put my tomato sauce on tomatos either. Better change that name too.

— Scott Buchan (@icetoseeyou) June 5, 2018

6.

Even if they change Salad Cream into Sandwich cream, it will always be known as Salad Cream, just like Marathons, Opal fruits and Jif. pic.twitter.com/stwnJ06RYr

— Neil Johnson (@n_gjohnson) June 5, 2018

7.

Three things about this:

1. “…gloopy white sauce…” is too porno a phrase for a new report.

2. If youre a traditionalist who will be *angered* by Salad Cream being renamed Sandwich Cream, you need to get out more.

3. Heinzs PR is masterful.

https://t.co/zgEdBBWlJe

— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) June 5, 2018

8.

The risks of Brexit so catastrophic that the reports are locked in a safe, Grenfell families killed by corporate and political stinginess, Windrush citizens treated like dirt – yet Telegraph readers are losing their shit over Salad Cream being renamed Sandwich Cream

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) June 5, 2018

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