Vladimir Putin has defied the odds to win another election, extending his term as Russian president to nearly a quarter of a century (or for as long as he wants to keep winning elections, basically).
BREAKING: Final Russian election results: Putin wins 4th presidential term with 76.6 percent of vote, his highest score ever.
— The Associated Press (@AP) March 19, 2018
Who’d have thought it?
Congratulations to Vladimir Putin for winning the election by the same score I got when teachers told us to mark our own tests and I didn’t want to make it look too suspicious.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) March 19, 2018
To mark this momentous occasion, our 12 favourite captions.
1.
"We're going to let the band have a break now because it's time to call the meat raffle…" pic.twitter.com/c7T8cJ7VMI
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) March 18, 2018
2.
“Will the owner of a Vauxhall Corsa SK51 SMP please move it immediately as we’ve covered it with poison” pic.twitter.com/u6yysPvTT2
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 19, 2018
3.
Wanna feel OLD????!!! This is what Brian Harvey from East 17 looks like….TODAY!!!! pic.twitter.com/p3gUhLxouX
— . (@twlldun) March 19, 2018
4.
“Our kid’s off doing his cosmic pop shit and I’m here doing my thing, giving the people what they want. As you fucking were.” pic.twitter.com/scJEUpq3Co
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) March 18, 2018
5.
Baby when you're gone
WHEN YOU'RE GO-ON
I realize I'm in love
I'M IN LOVE
Days go on and on and the nights just seem sooooo long pic.twitter.com/FIHYLYN596— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 18, 2018
6.
“WELCOME TO EVICTION NIGHT ON BIG BROTHER!!!” pic.twitter.com/juIxO1Wk60
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) March 18, 2018
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